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Hello!
I iz Stumpy, Margo's mos' fav'rite troll. I iz very, very smarty for a troll too! I writez poetry, drawed patterns, losted patternz and likes huntin' for treasure. I can drivez red carz, trainz and knows all 'bouts quilts, Wee Peeplez 'n web sites. You'z can asks me all sorts of questions 'bout mos' anything and I will write an answer each monthz. You can send me e-mail with's youz questions an' I won't eatz it until after I answer here. |
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| Dear Stumpy,
I don't have any trolls and would like to get some to help me with some crafts around the house, none of them involving needles so they won't get any ouchies. Where could I get some? Nancy |
Dearz Nancy:
You gotz to getz either troll eggs (iff'in youz can getz 'em away from a mama troll) or someonez got's to share theirs hatched trolls withz you. Mebbe's you should gets the pattern of me and sews some trolls. Those wouldn't make messes so's much. Elves wouldz be good too! They likes crafts. Uz trollz likes to play inz the glue and roll in the glitter an makes messes. |
| Dear cutie-pie Stumpy,
Do you really have a widdle tail? You hide yourself in the Stump so well. Is it curly, stubby, or round as a ball? My widdle trolls were curious, that's all. |
Itz vebby, vebby hardz to describes mine own tail. Canz you turnz 'roun and seez yourz? Mine own tailz gotz an end what has a flat space likes a shobbel, Margo says a "spade" shape, and itz kind of round, and kind of flat in places too. Thatz cause I get's it caught under coffee cups lotz. |
| When is your birthday?? | I fink I was hatched in lebbenty-forty two anz a half but Iz really not too sure 'cause me mama troll don count as good az me. We'z trolls don' countz so good when it comes to our agez. Margo sayz I'm 'most two years old 'cause that's when she foundz the Wee Village and I wasn't hatched then. I likez mine own numbers bedder. |
| Dear Widdle Stumpy,
I don't have any trolls at all in my house. How do I get them to come live with me? How many do I need to start with? I sure hope you can help me, because I think you are a really cute fella. I want a troll like you! |
Fank youz, I knowz Iz cutie! but Iz don' fink there's anymores like
me! Iz mine own self.
Sometimes we trolls jus' showz ups but it heps to leave marshmeddows an' stuffs out where's we canz find them too. Mebbe youz can getz some of the Wee Village Big Peoples to share they'z trolls wid you too! |
| Dear Stumpy:
Gremlins are always hiding things in our office for us to find later, usually when it is not so important that we have them. Do they do this to you, too? Still Searching |
Gremlinz is the worsest when you losted things! They likes to hide fings all over the place! Trolls just loose fings -- like Margo's housies, her dissors and glue, her paper shredder thingy -- I losted that one time. Youz just needs to have lotz and lotz of fings aroun' so whenz they losteds them youz gotz more. |
| Dear Stumpy:
Why does Margo leave 1/4" seams on all of her applique patterns? None of the other designers do? Confused in Missouri |
Itz so we trolls can munch on dem whenz she's notz lookin'. I fink. Maybe's not. She says its so ebberybody canz uses the patternz an' jus' trimz off what's they don't want. I like the nibblez answer bestest. |
| Finking aboutz nibblin' paperz done made
me hungry!
I gonna go eatz but I weave you wit a widdle poem! Trollz iz green an' gotz a tail, Youz bedder sen' me more e-mail! I likez questions you all asks Answerin' is my most fav'rite tasks You can' stump Stumpy! E-Mail Stumpy! |
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